Her: I will answer anything come on u can ask me 3 Me: Met 1999, married 2006, divorced 2009.
Though my wife used to enjoy the occasional simulated rape.
How many times have you masturbated in 2011 (and if it counts as the same question, what were you thinking about) Me: 2.
I have recently become enormously interested in fucking girls in the ass while telling them they are dirty bitches. If I was to keep a spreadsheet (which I don’t) I’d estimate a weekly average of 4.
Would like to do it again, but with the girl giving me some backchat so I have to slap her around a bit. Her: Makes me worry for myself to be honest lol the things i enjoy in the bedroom… Remember I’ve been coupled up for most of my adult life. I feel like I should be upping the count as a matter of urgency Me: Masturbation. Depends on how I’m doing with girls, hobbies, and how rapey I’m feeling.
But since i had my heart broken repeatedly by the same cunt and had it smashed around and then began to piece it back together only for him to swoop in a slide it around on the floor again…. But i am sorry, he does not deserve any other word. And now it has happened to me i am a bit more contrite about my horrific abusive behaviour.
That’s what losers do when they can’t get it for free.
Actually, I can related to that but usually I was the heartbreaker.
You totally have the airs and graces of a girl who tools the beta boys to get a little army of orbiters to validate the princesses ego. well, i kind of stopped being a girl with an ego and became someone a little fragile and cynical. Me: Is this where the “I hate men” thing came from [reference to a recent Facebook status]? Yes, the i hate men came up when that cunt and i tried to maintain a friendship when the dust settled and he felt the need to brag about shagging
Usually i think about being raped or i guess fucked in a harsh way, being called names… Her: Im not a massive fan of someone coming on my face.